An Atheist In The Woods

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Grizzly BearAn was .

‘What ! What powerful rivers! What beautiful !’ he said to himself.

As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.He tripped & fell on the ground.

Grizzly Bear Ready To EatHe rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out ‘Oh my God!’

Time stopped. The bear froze.The forest was silent.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

Grizzly Bear Smiling‘You deny my for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even to . Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a ?’

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: ‘It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?’

‘Very well’, said the voice.

The light went out. The resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke ‘Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.’