07 Feb 12 CBX Rare Beer Tuesday with Thirsty Dog Bourbon Barrel Cerberus!
We're following up last week's terrific Bourbon barrel-aged hit from Thirsty Dog with another decadent beauty! This time, Thristy Dog Brewing took their ever-popular Belgian-style Tripel called "Cerberus" and generously aged it in Bourbon barrels imparting delicious notes of vanilla, oak, honey and of course Bourbon in to this already elegant masterpiece. At a healthy 10% ABV, this deceptively smooth beer will sneak up on you so be prepared! This special version is very rare/limited and you'd be wise not to miss it. Tapped at 5pm and available in all 3 sized growlers, first come first serve! Valentine's Day Beer Dinner at Ted's Butcherblock (2/14)
Join us for a special Valentine's Day beer dinner at Ted's Butcherblock on February 14th. Food and beers to perfectly compliment the evening – what better way to spend the occasion? For reservations and more information call Ted's at (843) 577-0094 or go to TedsButcherblock.com and we'll see you there! Brewvival (2/25)
We've been warning everyone not to wait on buying their tickets for one of the greatest beer festivals in the Southeast and if you still haven't listened then now is the time to act because it's getting close to being too late! Tickets are limited and at the rate they are selling the festival will be sold out in advance so stop procrastinating, we don't like seeing sad faces! They can be purchased through the Brewvival website at www.brewvival.com (where you can also find additional information) with a credit card, or CASH ONLY at The Charleston Beer Exchange or COAST Brewing Company. This is going to be the biggest and best one yet so whether you've been before or if this will be your first, you are in for a really special and spectacular day of unusual and exotic beers, live music and great times! New Arrivals/Back in Stock (bottles)
Kissmeyer Denied Entry
Kissmeyer Pilnzer
Mikkeller Apollo Single Hop IPA
Mikkeller Hop Burn High IPA
Mikkeller Invasion IPA
Mikkeller Summit Single Hop IPA
Mikkeller Three Floyds Boogoop
Mikkeller Tiger Baby Open Windows Open Hills
Mikkeller Amarillo Single Hop IPA
Mikkeller Black Hole
Mikkeller Dream Pils
Mikkeller Green Gold IPA
Ridgeway Bad King John
To Ol Final Fontier Imperial IPA
De Molen Disputin
De Molen Hel & Verdoemenis
Jolly Pumpkin Maracaibo Especial
Mahr's Saphir Weiss
Mahr's Mastodon Lager
Mahr's Ungespundet
Rogue Hazelnut Brown 12oz /6 packs Follow us on facebook and Twitter for real time CBX updates. Our complete bottle/can inventory can also be found by clicking the "Inventory/Shipping" tab on our website. Cheers! The Charleston Beer Exchange
14 Exchange Street
Charleston, SC 29401
843.577.5446
http://www.thecharlestonbeerexchange.com
06 Feb 12 Cat Wife
Dinner
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. “Oh, no!” she suddenly exclaimed, “Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He’ll be so pissed if it’s not ready on time.”
When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf. She greeted her husband warmly when he came home, and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it.
“Darling, this is the best dinner you’ve made me in 40 years of marriage! You can make this for me any day.”
Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her golf partners about it, and they were all horrified. “You’re going to kill him!” they exclaimed!
Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around the clubhouse, and one of them said, “You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?”
The wife stoically replied, “I didn’t kill him. He fell off the windowsill while he was licking his ass.”
Tags: golf day, golf partners, horror, lettuce leaf, marriage, surprise, wilted lettuce, windowsill
05 Feb 12 The Cat
A cat died and went to Heaven.
God met her at the gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.’
The cat thought for a minute and then said, ‘All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.’
God said, ‘Say no more.’ Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, ‘Well, we have had to run all of our lives: From cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.’
God answered, ‘It is done.’ All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.
God gently awakened the cat and asked, ‘Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?’
The cat replied, ‘Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!’
Tags: brooms, cats, fluffy pillow, little roller, meals on wheels, roller skates, wooden floors
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