The Eye

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Peace Corp worker: $20.00
+ Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a price difference for the politician?’
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”