04 Aug 08 Heard On The Street

I was telling my friend Shirley about a recent diagnosis of my high blood pressure.
“The doctors told me to quit eating red meat,” Shirley said,
“Well, did you quit,”? I replied, “Sure I did. You think I’m a dummy or something? I haven’t had a drop of ketchup on my hamburgers since!”

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