Heard On The Street

By Eyebee, on August 4th, 2008

I was telling my friend Shirley about a recent diagnosis of my high blood pressure.
“The doctors told me to quit eating red meat,” Shirley said,
“Well, did you quit,”? I replied, “Sure I did. You think I’m a dummy or something? I haven’t had a drop of ketchup on my hamburgers since!”