Little Johnny’s Government

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The kids filed back into class . They were very excited. Their weekend assignment had been to sell something, then give a talk on productive .

Little Sally led off:
“I sold and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”
“Very good,” said the teacher.

Little Mary was next:Dog Line

“I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on .”

“Very good, Mary,” said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath…

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467” he said.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.
“Toothbrushes!” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell
enough toothbrushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”

They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like !”

Then I would say, “It is dog shit. Wanna buy a ?”

“I used the of giving you something crappy for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth.”