10 Nov 09 Poor Men

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.

If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her.

If you don’t work enough ….. you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ….. you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you ….. its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks … its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet …. its male indifference.

If you cry … you’re a wimp.

If you don’t …. you’re an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her …. you’re a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination.

If SHE asks you … it’s a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear …. you’re a pervert.

If you don’t … you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist.

If you don’t … you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape …. you’re vain.

If you don’t … you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers … you’re after something.

If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself.

If you don’t … you’re not ambitious.

If she has a headache … she’s tired.

If you have a headache …. you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it too often … you’re oversexed.

If you don’t … there must be someone else.

No wonder women live longer….