12 Sep 09 Short Story

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It’s opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the f*%^ do you think?"

Tags: cigars, penthouse, salesman, short story, whiskey