I know I am rather tardy posting this, but better late than never
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl,
check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
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Crumpets were an Anglo-Saxon invention. In early times, they were hard pancakes cooked on a griddle, rather than the soft and spongy crumpets of the Victorian era which were made with yeast. The crumpet-makers of the Midlands and London developed the characteristic holes, by adding extra baking powder to the yeast dough. The term itself may refer to a crumpled or curled-up cake, or have Celtic origins relating to the Breton krampoez meaning a “thin, flat cake” and the Welsh crempog, a type of pancake. Since many English words have Germanic roots, another possible root is the similar German word krumm (from Middle High German krump, krum) which means “bent”.[1] Another viable origin of the word may derive from the Welsh term crempot, translating as “pancake”. (from Wikipedia)
They are usually circular, but there are other shapes sometimes seen.
They’re similar to a muffin, but lighter (with those holes), and less savory perhaps.
They are simple to cook, as they fit in a regular toaster. They can be eaten with a variety of toppings, such as jam or jelly, marmalade, honey, or a savory spread, such as cheese or marmite (a yeast extract spread similar to vegemite).
They’re mostly found in the United Kingdom, and the former Commonwealth countries, but are also available in other parts of the world. The crumpet in the accompanying photograph came from Publix, a Florida based, south-eastern US supermarket chain.
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