

Before
I decided it was time to get my locks shorn.
In other words dear reader, get a haircut.

After
So, I shifted my butt to the barbers, and after waiting for about an hour (he was busy), I got it done.
I had to grab a pint afterwards, as it was a traumatic experience of course.
Other guys reading this will understand – it’s a major operation. Well, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
Anyway, I was happy with the result, but ‘er indoors thinks it’s a bit too short at the sides, and too long on top.
Charming, I must say, especially after she got hers cut too, and I paid for it, and I didn’t make disparaging remarks.
Oh, well, never mind. I was upset though, so I had to have another pint.
Tags: barbers, butt, excuse, haircut, locks, oh well never mind, pint, traumatic experience