08 Jan 11 Obsession
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. ‘You all have obsessions, he observed.’
To the first mother, Mary, he said, ‘You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.’
He turned to the second Mom, Ann, ‘Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.’
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, ‘Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.’
At this point, the fourth Mother, Kathy, quietly got up,took her little boy by the hand and whispered, ‘Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Lets pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.’
Tags: alcohol, ATI, brandy, bs, dick, dinner, group therapy, money, mother, obsession, peter, Psychiatrist, school, willy, you
16 May 08 This Green And Pleasant Land
Four teenagers who kicked and stamped to death a cyclist in Bedfordshire have been jailed for life.
Stephen Green, 55, from Luton, was attacked in an underpass in Dunstable by a gang as he cycled home last May, and died in hospital nine days later.
They had been drinking strong beer and brandy and smoking pot before setting upon Mr Green.
Such a shame that the UK doesn’t have the death penalty.
Tags: bedfordshire, brandy, death penalty, dunstable, execution, murder, nine days, scum, smoking pot, such a shame, teenagers, underpass, violence
