Pierre, Marie, and their six children lived in a log cabin on the edge of a lake in northern Quebec. One day, Pierre decided he had had enough and set out across the lake in his canoe.
Seeing this, Marie hollered out to him, “Pierre, what are you doing?”
Pierre replied “Woman, I’m leaving you!”
Marie hollered “But Pierre, what about our marriage?”
Pierre replied “To hell with the marriage. Woman, I’m leaving you!” He kept paddling across the lake.
Marie hollered “But Pierre, what about our beautiful cabin?”
Pierre replied “To hell with the cabin. Woman, I’m leaving you!” He kept paddling across the lake.
Marie hollered “But Pierre, what about our beautiful children?”
Pierre replied “To hell with the children. Woman, I’m leaving you!” He kept paddling across the lake.
Then Marie hikes up her skirt, points to her crotch and hollers, “But Pierre, what about this?”
As Pierre slowly turns the canoe around he mumbles, “Someday I’m going to leave that damn woman.”
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Decided that as it was a nice afternoon it was high time to get away from the computer for a while, and do some exercise, so we went to Wannamaker County Park on University Boulevard in North Charleston for a couple of hours.
It’s only $1 each to get in, and there’s always room to park, and it’s a pleasant walk around.
There’s a nature trail you can take if you fancy a walk in the trees, or you can stay on the path.
You can rent bikes if you prefer, or a canoe on the lake.
There is a refreshment room there, serving hot and cold drinks and hot dogs and chips, and ice cream.
There’s also a large water fountain you can play in (or even cool off in after the walk), and there’s also Whirling Waters Fun Park, but that’s an extra charge not included in the $1 general admission to the park
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