Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing. Bob, curious to find out what’s happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Excuse me Farmer Harris, could you tell me what you are you doing?”
“I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize,” the farmer replies.
“A Nobel Prize?” enquires Bob, puzzled. “How?”
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”
Have a great weekend everyone!
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That made a change for the books after all these years. I got to cook dinner for my Mother.
No, I didn’t get a take out. I didn’t put a TV dinner in the microwave. No Sir.
I roasted a chicken, and potatoes, and made gravy, and served with fresh spinach, green beans and corn.
Everyone enjoyed it so I guess I didn’t make too much of a pig’s ear of it. I should have taken an accompanying photograph, but I was too busy serving it up, and keeping everyone happy!
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