25 Jul 10 Medical Distinction
We’ve all heard about people having guts or having balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’
BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt, and having the balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome…both result in death.
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16 Nov 09 Edward Woodward Dies
Edward Woodward OBE, who played many roles on television and in film, has died at the age of 79, according to his agent.
He starred in such series as Callan and The Equalizer, and Common as Muck and in movies such as The Wicker Man, and Breaker Morant.
He had three children and was married to Michele Dotrice.
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