09 Dec 10 Morris Takes A Ride
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say,” Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Esther always replied, “I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said “Esther I’m 85 years old. if I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.” Esther replied, “Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.” The pilot over heard the couple and said, “folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride; if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! but if you say one word, it’s 50 dollars.”
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. the pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. he did his dare devil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, “by golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!”
Morris replied, “well I almost said something when Esther fell out, but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!”
Tags: devil, helicopter ride, manoeuvres, pilot, state fair, wife esther
23 Dec 09 The Fate Of G.W Bush
George W. Bush dies.
Obviously he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
‘I’m not sure what to do’ says the Devil. ‘You’re on my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I’m going to have to let someone else go. I’ve got three folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let you decide who leaves.’
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. ‘No!’ said George. ‘I don’t think so, I’m not a good swimmer and don’t think I could stay in hot water all day.’
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did wa swing the hammer, time after time. ‘No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I had to do was break rocks all day.’ commented George.
The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally said , ‘Yeah, I can handle this.’
The Devil smiled and said, ‘OK, Monica, you’re free to Go’!!!!!!
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Tags: bill clinton, devil, dubya, gw bush, monica lewinsky, tony blair
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