24 Jan 12 Before & After
Before
I decided it was time to get my locks shorn.
In other words dear reader, get a haircut.
After
So, I shifted my butt to the barbers, and after waiting for about an hour (he was busy), I got it done.
I had to grab a pint afterwards, as it was a traumatic experience of course.
Other guys reading this will understand – it’s a major operation. Well, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
Anyway, I was happy with the result, but ‘er indoors thinks it’s a bit too short at the sides, and too long on top.
Charming, I must say, especially after she got hers cut too, and I paid for it, and I didn’t make disparaging remarks.
Oh, well, never mind. I was upset though, so I had to have another pint.
Tags: barbers, butt, excuse, haircut, locks, oh well never mind, pint, traumatic experience
14 Jan 11 Nobel Prize
Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing. Bob, curious to find out what’s happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Excuse me Farmer Harris, could you tell me what you are you doing?”
“I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize,” the farmer replies.
“A Nobel Prize?” enquires Bob, puzzled. “How?”
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”
Have a great weekend everyone!
Tags: corn, everyone, excuse, Farmer, Harris, middle, nothing, Prize, road, standing, way
05 Jan 11 The Blind Bunny
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose.
“Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.”
“That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake. “To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?”
“Well, I really don’t know,” said the bunny. “I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.”
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, “Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!
The bunny said, “I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?”
The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, “Well, what kind of an animal am I?”
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, “You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls…. You must be a politician.”
Tags: balls, bunny rabbit, excuse, hopping down the bunny trail, little nose, politician, silky ears, snake
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