18 Nov 09 The Facts Of Life – Updated
When I was a kid, your parents might tell you (if they were too embarrassed to explain the facts of life) that you came from under the gooseberry bush, or that the stork brought you.
These days, some parents seem to have found a more technological answer to this age old question.
Mind you, you can’t blame the Internet for quite everything.
Not yet anyway!
Tags: facts of life, gooseberry bush, the stork brought you, where children come from
02 Oct 09 Facts Of Life – 21st Century Style
A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
“You’ve got Male!”
Tags: cyberspace, facts of life, firewalls
