28 Feb 11 Church Fart
This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.
An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
She writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?”
He scribbles back, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
Tags: amp, attending church, church services, elderly couple, fart, hearing aid
26 Mar 09 Old Fart Football
n old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’
His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’
The old man replied, ‘It’s fart football.’
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score.’
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
‘Touchdown, tie score.’
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable,he gives it everything he’s got,
and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’
The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides.
Tags: fart, few minutes, field goal, five minutes, hell, married couple, old man, pillows, rips, seven points, squeaker, strains, switch sides, tie score, time switch, touchdown
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