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21 Dec 10 Did Noah Fish?

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A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?”
“No,” replied Johnny.  “How could he, with just two worms.”

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13 Dec 10 The Fishing Store

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A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday.

She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.

The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

She says, “Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

Fish & Chips He says, “Madam, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need
to know about it from the sound it makes.”

She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, “That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line.
It’s a good all around combination, and it’s actually on sale this week for £44.”

She says, “That’s amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!”

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

“Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,” he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

At first she’s really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be £58.50 please.”

The woman is totally confused by this and asks,

“Didn’t you tell me it was on sale for £44. How did you get £58.50?”

“The Duck Caller is £11, and the Fish Bait is £3.50.”

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08 Feb 09 A Very Short Fairy Tale

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’
The girl said, ‘NO!’….
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
And went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
Drank beer and Whiskey and left the toilet seat up and
Farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

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