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13 Feb 11 How To Tell The Gender Of A Fly

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her  husband stalking around with a fly swatter

‘What are you doing?’ she asked.

‘Hunting Flies’  he responded.

‘Oh. ! Killing any?’  She asked.

‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

Intrigued, she asked,’How can you tell them apart?’

He responded, ’3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!’

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08 Jul 08 Grilling Safely

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On The Grill Food-bourne bugs make around 76 million people in the United States sick year and over 300 thousand are made sick enough to be hospitalized, and around 5,000 die.

When you’re grilling out, be sure to cook that meat properly – the internal temperature of pork and chicken should be at least 165°F. E-Coli is a bacteria we hear about a lot lately, and it can survive at temperatures up to 122°F.

Also be sure to wash your hands between handling that raw meat, and preparing the salad.

Also when grilling out watch those flies. Flies digest their food by regurgitating it first, quite often after they’ve visited some fecal matter; I am sure you get the picture here.

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