26 Feb 11 Sheepish
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, ‘If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?’
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, ”You have exactly 1,586 sheep.’
The shepherd cheers, ‘That’s correct, you can have your sheep.’
The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks, ‘If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?’
The young man answers, ‘Yes, why not?’
The shepherd says, ‘You are an auditor.’
‘How did you know?’ asks the young man.
‘Very simple,’ answers the shepherd. ‘Firstly, you came here without being wanted. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Thirdly, you don’t understand anything about my business….. Now can I have my dog back?’
photo credit: PedalFreak
Tags: armani suit, cheers, flock, gps, laptop, man answers, mini printer, mobile fax, nasa, nasa website, photo credit, pierre cardin, pivot tables, porsche, profession, ray ban sunglasses, sheep, tag heuer, wrist watch, young man
02 Sep 08 Chrome
First looks – it’s bare. That’s not a complaint though. I suspect I’m like many folks, and have numerous add-ins installed in FF3. I’ve also got a copy of Flock, which is great for some Social Media site integration, but even noisier visually.
This makes a refreshing change to have such a wide open empty screen, and is going to take a little gettting used to.
I do miss the cool looking Gmail Redesigned screen, and I really want my Remember the Milk integration back in my Gmail too, but hey, the bottom line is functionality, and speed.
Where’s the google search box? You don’t need one, you simply type into the main address one.
Drag a tab off the top, and you can open a new, separate window.
I’ve not set Chrome as my default browser yet, but I’m certainly going to stick with it at the moment, and give it a run for it’s money. Money? Oh that was metaphorically speaking, as it’s free of course!
Tags: bottom line, chrome, deafult, ff3, flock, functionality, gmail, google, google chrome, google gears, refreshing change
08 Aug 08 Flock
I’ve installed Flock on one of my computers. I am finding it really useful for Social Media use.
The sidebar which I can display or hide with one click is great for seeing who’s updated on services such as Twitter, Dig, Flickr, YouTube, Pownce, and Facebook. If I choose the feed option instead, I can read any number of RSS feeds, and in my opinion, I like the display option better than Google Reader, although, the latter is still my main feedreader of choice with all the extra options such as sharing that GR has.
If I click on the Mail envelope I can go straight to my email. I only use webmail these days – I have Gmail set up like a pop3 client. I liek having my mail up in the cloud. No more synching nonsense, and no more muttering because the email I want is on the computer at home or in the office, or whereever else I happen NOT to be at the time.
I can also add Yahoo Mail and AOL mail if I wish. I can also use the sidebar to see my Favorites, and my History. The Accounts and Services section is one of my reasons for using Flock. I can set up several Social Media networks in here, and then a single click on them will take me, already logged in, to the relevant site.
There is also a blog editor, from where I can post directly to the blogs of my choice, and a photo uploader which I can use for Facebook, Flickr and Picassa.
Once any of the above options have been set up, it’s mostly one or two clicks to get to where you want to be.
The media bar is another cool option that can also be displayed or hidden, and you can look at media from various services. One great feature of that is you can share items from the media bar by dragging them down to people that are displayed in the sidebar in the People option. Hovering over an image opens it as a larger drop down, and a double click takes you to the web page where the image is hosted.
There are a number of useful icons and indicators in the address bar. One lights up when there is a media stream in the web page you’re on (which means you can display the contents in the media bar instead of opening the page; another lights up if a feed is present in the page; and another when an installable search engine is present.
There is also an option to directly send a link in the address bar, via email, using your chosen client.
I am using Flock Beta 2, which is based on Firefox 3. This means I can run most of the Firefox 3 plugins, to give even more flexibility.
Web browsers, while not exactly replacing the OS, are certainly moving towards becoming the desktop interface, particularly for people like me, who have their head in the clouds much of the day.
Tags: blogs, double click, email, facebook, feed option, feedreader, flickr, flock, google, gr, mail envelope, media networks, media stream, nonsense, photo uploader, pop3 client, pownce, sidebar, web page, youtube
