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16 Dec 10 You Are

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You are Strong…
When you take your grief and teach it to smile.

You are Brave…
When you over come your fears and help others to do the same.

You are Happy…
When you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing.

You are Loving….
When your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others.

You are Wise….
When you know the limits of your wisdom.

You are True….
When you admit there are times you fool yourself.

You are Alive….
When tomorrow’s hope means more to you then yesterday’s mistakes.

You are Growing…
When you know what you are but not what you will become.

You are Free…
When you are in control of yourself and do not wish to control others.

You are Honorable…
When you find your honour is to find honer others.

You are Generous…
When you can take as sweetly as you can give.

You are Humble….
When you do not know how humble you are.

You are Thoughtful.. .
When you see me as just as i am and treat me just as you are.

You are Merciful..
When you forgive in others the faults you condemn in yourself.

You are Beautiful…
When you do not need a mirror to tell you.

You are Rich…
When you never need more then whet you have.

You are YOU…
When you are at peace with who you are not.

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24 Nov 09 What kind of mirror are they looking in before leaving home?

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West Virginia

 

Ive seen people matching their outfits with their Jordans . This is the first time
Ive seen the kicks match the Nascar jacket; and he obviously wants everyone
to see his shoes!

Arkansas
 
She must be on her way to her job as a back-up dancer for Salt-N-Peppa.
 
California
Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate,
application for adoption and they are each sold separately.
 
Oklahoma
 
He is wearing a trash bag as a skirt. I cant even fathom a reason why! Well maybe it was some sort of an emergency.
Who knows what he is going to use the Tupperware for.
California
Its not her fault; that guys fabulous rat tail makes all the girls pull their skirts up.
 
Utah
Got 4 to 1 odds saying she smelled her hand after she pulled it back out.
Oregon
He is like a parachute slowing down that drag-racer!!
Seriously, pick the kid up or buy him the candy bar he wants.
Im not sure what point you are trying to make by dragging
him across the floor of a Walmart.
 
Georgia
Oh, Its like a garbage bag filled with creamed corn.
 
California
Cmon now. This brings a whole new meaning to the term half-assed!
 
Texas
This is either the ugliest woman ever, the worst cross-dresser ever, or a guy that is really bad at choosing gender
appropriate clothes. Maybe it is all three – an ugly woman, cross-dressing as a man, who cant pick out manly clothes.
 
Texas
Well the bleach from earlier obviously did not do the trick because I still see this! Im switching to Drano.
 
Utah
I guess he thought he could roll his underwear over his pants and use them as a belt.
 
Texas
I know, I know!  I want to see his old man boobs in that mesh tank-top as well. Looks like we gotta settle for the shorts crammed with Depends. Sorry to disappoint.
 
Florida
 
What is Walmart gay?  great question; Walmart gay is extra flamboyant attire like this,
that is still rooted in Walmartness. For example, tying your shirt up like so is very flamboyant,
however it is also flannel. Pink shorts, big belt buckle. Big goofy hat,  doesn"t match a thing I think you get the idea.
 
California
 
If you are going to wear a nice summer skirt like this, dont ruin it with those boots mister, because that is just wrong!
 
Ohio
 
Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!!
It looks like a rolled up rug chilling on your dome!
How/why do you put up with that? P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes.
 
Georgia
 
I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug.
Come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like a big condom but I dont have the balls to tell him that.
 
Unknown
 
What?! Im not wearing this because I crave attention. This stuff is really, really comfortable.
 
California
 
Cat food, check. Ace bandage, check.
Scuba diver for fish tank, check.
Mirror?

 

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