By Eyebee, on March 25th, 2009
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office… But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…
The girl looked at him, and then said, ‘NO!’
Eddie said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.’
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, ‘Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won’t even be able to get his pants down.’
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, ‘What happened…?’
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
‘The bastard had all quarters!’
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
By Eyebee, on November 11th, 2008
PC Maker Micron Files for Chapter 11
Circuit City Files for Chapter 11
Lenovo Profits take a nose-dive
AIG gets even more money from the Feds -another $152.5 Billion – but with changes.
Nortel cuts 1,300 jobs
DHL cuts 9,500 Jobs in the US
Fannie Mae reports record losses
Starbucks reports drop in profits
Meanwhile the Federal Reserve refuses to identify the recipients of almost $2 trillion of emergency loans from American taxpayers or the troubled assets the central bank is accepting as collateral.
By Eyebee, on August 21st, 2008
I was recently reading about bad backs, and how we get into bad habits at the computer. Many of us spend many hours sat in front of a computer, and bad posture can lead to problems.
Many folks sit on the edge of their chair, and hunch forward. I kow I find myself doing this at times. It’s not good unless you want to be The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Also many folks have their monitor far too low on their desk. If you place your monitor directly on your desk, it’s almost certainly way too low. The way to check is quite simple. You should sit up straight, and look straight ahead. Your eyes should come to rest about on third of the way down your monitor screen. If they don’t or you have to move your eyes down to get to that point, then your screen is too low. What happens is that your eyes don’t look down for long – you tilt your head down, so you can look directly straight out – it’s a subconcious thing – and then you get neck ache, and hunched shoulders.
Get a chair with decent support. Some ergonomic chairs are silly money, but really you need to check for one that you can adjust the hieght, lumbar support, and arm rests on. Try and get one wit ha waterfall front on the seat too, that helps the blood supply to keep flowing to your legs.
Now, you’ve read this, and even before you’ve sat up straight, get up and walk around the room.
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