Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’
The girl said, ‘NO!’….
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
And went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
Drank beer and Whiskey and left the toilet seat up and
Farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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