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06 Dec 10 Petrol is Expensive?

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Saxoprint, click here

Compared with Petrol……

Think a gallon of petrol is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz £1.29 .. £10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz £1.19 ………..£9.52 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz £1.25 ……… £10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz £3.15 …… £33.60 per gallon

Vick’s Nyquil 6 oz E8.35 … £178..13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz £3.85 . £123.20 per gallon

Tippex 7 oz £1.39 ……. . £5.42 per gallon

On The ThroneAnd this is the REAL KICKER…

Evian water 9 oz £1.49..£21.19 per gallon! £21.19 for WATER and the buyers don’t even know the source

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

You don’t even want to compare it with perfume or after shave.

Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?

So they have you hooked for the ink.
Someone calculated the cost of the ink at……………..
(you won’t believe it….but it is true……..)
£5,200 a gal… (five thousand two hundred pounds)

So, the next time you’re at the pump,be glad your car doesn’t run on water, or Tippex, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!

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25 Jul 10 Medical Distinction

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We’ve all heard about people having guts or having balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt, and having the balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome…both result in death.

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