01 Jan 12 New Year Poetry: Men & Women

A WOMAN’S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN’S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

Tags: big tits, golf course, hand massage, men women, nymphomaniac, poetry

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17 Apr 08 Poem In Your Pocket Day

Today is Poem in your Pocket Day. For more information about Poem in your Pocket Day, visit this page of Poets.org. All you do is select a poem you love during National Poetry Month and then carry it with you to share with family, and friends on April 17.

Poems from pockets will be unfolded throughout the day with events in parks, libraries, schools, workplaces, and bookstores. The Poets.org website says that Poem In Your Pocket Day has been celebrated each April in New York City since 2002.

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07 Jan 08 Poetry At The Eye

I was sitting here watching the sun slowly sinking in the west, and I thought of one of my favorite poems – Thomas Gray’sÂ “Elegy Written In A Country Churchyard”