One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…”
The girl looked at him, and then said, ‘NO!’
Eddie said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.’
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, ‘Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won’t even be able to get his pants down.’
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, ’The bastard had all quarters!’
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.