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19 Sep 11 The New Monk

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Altar A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a . He goes to the , knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a ; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The , he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you because you’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his . Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..

That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.

Notre Dame The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks ,
“We can’t tell you because you’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the and tell us how many there are and the of . When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have travelled the Earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

St Mildred's Church, Tenterden The monks reply, “Congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk.
We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the says, the sound is behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, “May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone… The man requests the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,…

…silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight …..

… But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

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01 Dec 07 You Don’t Say!

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The Writers Guild of America is on strike. Now, I have some sympathies with them. I wouldn’t want to spend time creating a web site, only to have multiple copies of it made for free, when I could have doing just that. Thing is, particularly with anything on the Internet, we all want and almost expect everything to be free.

Why should movies and shows be free? We’ve gotten used to “free” network TV shows over the years. Of course there is no , and ultimately the cost of TV (and all other forms of) advertising is passed on to the consumer. In fact, it’s gotten worse on the Internet, where not only is the content expected for free, but we also don’t want any advertising, and where some folks go to some lengths to block it.

We’re not talking about pop-up ads here, but in-line , which can be blocked by plug-ins which anyone can install, and which had led to a number of companies refusing to allow their sites to work in . This is, of course, a great shame, as is far superior, safer, more secure browser than the other major alternative, Internet Explorer.

I’m pretty much against this myself, as I too, run some advertising on my sites, including this one. It helps to generate a little revenue for me to some of the costs of running the site and also as many ads on this site are context sensitive, they may be of use at times, if you’re reading something you’re interested in, and wish to know more about a product, so it can also be a useful service.

Anyway, I have digressed somewhat. Going back to that writers strike. I read a comment on this morning from a guy that commented:

“Isn’t it great? My girlfriend started downloading to make up for the lack, and we’ve learned about a whole host of . It’s amazing how little you miss the crap they out.”

I can only , “No shit, !”

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