A Doctor was addressing a large audience…
‘The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’
I did it. At 11pm. I know it’s way too late, but I was out all day, and then I had to let my dinner go down. Anyway, the point is I did it. In fact IÂ did it without the video, as I can remember the moves now, and I don’t have to watch that smug bastard, with his “pull your stomach in” and look at Tracey the perpetually smiling twig insect with him. I’m sure they’re both very nice people, but why do they always use trim slim fit types? What can’t they get a fat old bastard to do it? It would give me more encouragement. Not that I’m a fat old bastard, but I’m not a slim trim type either.