This was pretty good cheesecake from a supermarket.
Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says “Hello!!!”. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says…”do you know me???”… to which she replies…” I think you’re the father of one of my kids”….
Completely shocked…the guy’s mind travels back to the only time when he was unfaithful to his wife and
says…” My God!… are you the stripper from my bachelor party that i made love to on the pool table???!!”
Confused… she looks into his eyes and says calmly…” No… I am your son’s teacher”
She came across her own car a few moments later in another row near by. Putting her bags now, into her own car, she drove hesitantly to the nearest Police Station. As Patricia was recounting the tale to the Duty Sergeant she wondered why he kept giggling and smiling. Eventually he pointed to the end of the counter where dear old dizzy Doreen saw four young lads, faces extremely pale, who were describing how a little old lady, some 5 foot tall, wearing glasses and with grey hair had stolen their car by waving a gun at them.
Doreen was not charged with anything.
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