Doreen, aged 79, finished all the shopping on her weekly list at the local supermarket. She walked determinedly towards her car which she had left in the car park. There she saw four youths about to drive away in her car. Doreen became agitated and dropping her shopping to the ground, she drew a handgun from her bag and screamed as loud as her lungs would allow at the four miscreants, “I have a gun and I know how to use it. Get out of the car you horrible little men.”The four lads didn’t wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran helter-skelter as far away as they could, whereupon Doreen, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver’s seat. As hard as Doreen tried she could not get her key into the ignition. Then it began to dawn on her why.
She came across her own car a few moments later in another row near by. Putting her bags now, into her own car, she drove hesitantly to the nearest Police Station. As Patricia was recounting the tale to the Duty Sergeant she wondered why he kept giggling and smiling. Eventually he pointed to the end of the counter where dear old dizzy Doreen saw four young lads, faces extremely pale, who were describing how a little old lady, some 5 foot tall, wearing glasses and with grey hair had stolen their car by waving a gun at them.
Doreen was not charged with anything.
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It’s said that the mind is a funny thing. Life is but a state of mind. After all, we’re all only here because of our consciousness; think about it.
Still, I have just listened to an interesting BBC radio story entitled The Man Whose Mind Exploded.
70 year old self-named Draka Oho Zaharzar lives in Brighton on the south coast of England. He’s been filmed by Andy Warhol, modelled for Salvador Dali, and danced at The London Palladium.
he’s been in two serious road accidents that left him in comas, had two nervous breakdowns, and tried to commit suicide twice.
He now has almost no short term memory and has filled his tiny apartment with thousands of pictures and pieces of paper to remind him of who he is and what is happening in his life.
As for Drako’s memories, the fact that he was a muse of Salvador Dali is one of the more unusual ones – that he has a wife is another. Nearly everything else he forgets.
He can remembers the past but not the present, yet this doesn’t seem to bother him.
Recently too, I read a moving book by Robert Kurson entitled Crashing Through. It’s the true story about Mike May (not a known relation), who lost his eyesight in an accident at the age of three, and was given the opportunity to try to have it restored forty five years later. It was actually not an easy decision for him to make, and there were a lot of mental obstacles to try and overcome along the way.
Both these stories made me realize the obvious – that everything we do, comes down to what is inside our head – the brain. When that doesn’t work properly for whatever reason, it changes things in strange ways for the person concerned and for those around them.
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