Many years ago, before you were born, Short Horn Bill wandered into town up in Montana Territory for the first time in three years. Bill’s health had declined rapidly and, hearing that a new doctor had taken up residence, he had determined to see if anything could be done before it was too late. Unfortunately, being a confirmed miser, Bill quickly adjudged the physician’s fees as outrageous and refused both treatment and payment.
Back on the street, Bill ventured into a store and was attracted by a sign advertising the latest miracle cures known to science, contained in a single book. With book in hand, Bill launched into a program of self-help to relieve his ailments.
Some months later, the doctor encountered the store-keeper and the two engaged in conversation. The talk quickly turned to Short Horn Bill: "Doc, do you remember that old fellow who stopped at your office last year and refused treatment because your fees are too high?"
"Yes, I hear he bought a medical book and decided to be his own physician," affirmed the doctor. "Why?"
"Well, he died the other day."
"I’m not surprised to hear it," came the reply. "What was the cause of death?"
"A misprint."
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