The Eye

… and gallons and gallons of it to drink too.

This is what you should all be drinking. Not that overpriced bottled stuff that costs a thousand times as much and has been shown to harbor lots more nasty bacteria.

After all, think about it, Perrier Water is really only 15 year old rock filtered French Sheeps Pee.

Some of those that have a fad with this overpriced bottled crap, then don’t think twice about scoffing junk food, or guzzling chemically laden soda drinks down their gullets too.

I’ve been drinking between 6-8 glasses like that one in the picture almost all my life, and I’m still as fit as a fiddle. These clever marketing clowns with their stupid commercials aren’t going to get the better of me.