West Virginia
Ive seen people matching their outfits with their Jordans . This is the first time
Ive seen the kicks match the Nascar jacket; and he obviously wants everyone
to see his shoes!
Arkansas
She must be on her way to her job as a back-up dancer for Salt-N-Peppa.
California
Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate,
application for adoption and they are each sold separately.
Oklahoma
He is wearing a trash bag as a skirt. I cant even fathom a reason why! Well maybe it was some sort of an emergency.
Who knows what he is going to use the Tupperware for.
California
Its not her fault; that guys fabulous rat tail makes all the girls pull their skirts up.
Utah
Got 4 to 1 odds saying she smelled her hand after she pulled it back out.
Oregon
He is like a parachute slowing down that drag-racer!!
Seriously, pick the kid up or buy him the candy bar he wants.
Im not sure what point you are trying to make by dragging
him across the floor of a Walmart.
Georgia
Oh, Its like a garbage bag filled with creamed corn.
California
Cmon now. This brings a whole new meaning to the term half-assed!
Texas
This is either the ugliest woman ever, the worst cross-dresser ever, or a guy that is really bad at choosing gender
appropriate clothes. Maybe it is all three – an ugly woman, cross-dressing as a man, who cant pick out manly clothes.
Texas
Well the bleach from earlier obviously did not do the trick because I still see this! Im switching to Drano.
Utah
I guess he thought he could roll his underwear over his pants and use them as a belt.
Texas
I know, I know! I want to see his old man boobs in that mesh tank-top as well. Looks like we gotta settle for the shorts crammed with Depends. Sorry to disappoint.
Florida
What is Walmart gay? great question; Walmart gay is extra flamboyant attire like this,
that is still rooted in Walmartness. For example, tying your shirt up like so is very flamboyant,
however it is also flannel. Pink shorts, big belt buckle. Big goofy hat, doesn"t match a thing I think you get the idea.
California
If you are going to wear a nice summer skirt like this, dont ruin it with those boots mister, because that is just wrong!
Ohio
Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!!
It looks like a rolled up rug chilling on your dome!
How/why do you put up with that? P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes.
Georgia
I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug.
Come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like a big condom but I dont have the balls to tell him that.
Unknown
What?! Im not wearing this because I crave attention. This stuff is really, really comfortable.
California
Cat food, check. Ace bandage, check.
Scuba diver for fish tank, check.
Mirror?
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