05 Feb 08 Why I Am So Tired

• The population of the USA is 300 million.
• 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work.
• There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
• Of this there are 40 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work.
• 2.8 million are in the armed forces pre occupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
• Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
• At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
• Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
• That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And there you are,sitting on your ass,at your computer, reading jokes.

No wonder I’m so darn tired!